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#recap A father teaches his son how to tie a tiehttps://t.co/LVFmDAysF0 pic.twitter.com/NlW8ZqqW7b

— The Poke (@ThePoke) January 24, 2016

It's so sad that children give their first pets names like Fluffy without knowing they'll be password clues that will haunt them forever.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) January 24, 2016

The first rule of Schrödinger Fight Club is you both can and can’t talk about Schrödinger Fight Club. #TwitterJokeTemplateMashUps

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 24, 2016

My mom asked me how to screenshot on her phone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and toilet.

— Anthony (@onairanthony) January 14, 2016

Death Eaters walk among us. https://t.co/tqKq1anHpf

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 24, 2016

You need to think about the future. 500 caterpillars might not be the gift you wanted, but just you wait, it's going to be beautiful.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) January 29, 2016

That time David James, 53 caps as England goalkeeper, dropped a cake on #GBBOSportRelief pic.twitter.com/d3xOAlZsGe

— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) January 27, 2016

Did you know that a Klein Bottle is made of two Möbius strips? #RiMasterclasses @Ri_Science @DrTrapezio pic.twitter.com/ifzfqpeYdn

— Roj (@rosiejcmellors) January 30, 2016

New favourite game = finding Americans on Facebook that have no idea they are Corrie characters pic.twitter.com/Z1DWkXudoq

— Martyn (@martynhett) January 25, 2016

Sick of people judging me because my mum shops at Waitrose

— Alicc xo (@Aliccxo) April 14, 2015

If you're trying to make something look vintage, don't write the word "vintage" on it. They didn't do that then. pic.twitter.com/pYw1986Ifk

— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) January 30, 2016